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I Don't Give A Rat's Ass Card

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Meet your new go-to for polite indifference: a sombrero-sporting Mule and his blunt little sidekick, the cowboy rat, delivering peak apathy with impeccable style. This delightfully absurd piece from Nomadic Spirit Studios pairs sculpted 3D charm with a slogan that does the heavy lifting—perfect for anyone who prefers sarcasm with a side of adorable animals. Slap it on a tee, mug, or sticker and let the world know you care…just not that much. Great as a gag gift, dorm-room proclamation, or subtle interpersonal boundary marker. Wear it proudly, gift it mischievously, and let these two do the talking when you’d rather not.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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